peel me a grape

Haircut?!

sure i can see

Believe me, there never was a pie.

You’re going without me?

think you got hair growing in weird places.

Look into my eyes, you are getting sleepy…

Grooming time again? Sigh…

(sigh)…another bad hair day…

Vanilla!? What kind of name is Vanilla!??

No, this is not a perm. My hair is naturally curly.

It wasn’t me. It was the cat. Really!

Go. Away. What part of “I’m trying to sleep” don’t you get?

Why Yes. I DO Sing in a Mott the Hoople trubute band!

Is this perm too retro?

No! No, I told you… I was washed by the Cat. Hate the do; love the tongue.

But I’m sooooo cute!

“You want me to get up? Now?

I am not a Muppet.

No, I don’t want to talk to your mother.

You want a piece of me?

“There is no such thing as a bad hair day”

No, I am not a bear but I might lick you to death

I am so depressed. People keep telling me i look like a Portugese Water Dog. I don’t know Portugese and I can’t swim.

OK…just one more hug — and THAT’S it!

Dude……….it’s not funny

Don’t you ever get tired of this game? You bought a new toy didn’t you, and you won’t even let me lick it! SIGH.

Can we watch Star Wars again? That Chewbacca is sooooo cute!

Didn’t someone promise a belly rub? I could swear I heard that.

But it tasted good the first time i ate it.

Nothin’ beats a nap in the sun!

My eyes? They are blue.

sunshine… on my shoulder… makes me happy…

Look into my eyes, no seriously…what you can’t see my eyes?

I’ll stop pouting when you admit Chewbacca is the REAL hero of “Star Wars”!

Fine, I’ll admit it! Yes it’s true! Donald Trump gets hair pieces from me!! I’m sorry, Mr.Trump, please don’t FIRE me!!

Please…quit trying to figure out what I’m thinking. You’re not even close!

Hey! I’m ruggedly handsome, not a shag pile.

I’m the real Shaggy

You know you want to give me some.

Love me, love my human.

Dude, please don’t make me wear that sweater!

No, my mama is not a Wookie (is yours?).

You’re going to ave even less time for me

You’ve got to be kidding me. You want me to do what?

If you drop it, I will come

For the nth time, I didn’t fart! It was your boyfriend!

It’s just my way of saying hello!

I’m telling you, I don’t know what you’re talking about! I saw no cake on that table!